Hire a hacker and a lawyer for your business.

Top 3 on the map. Money in the door. Or every penny back.

Who you're hiring

I'm the hacker and the lawyer.

Not an account manager fronting a team of juniors. The same person who takes your competitors apart is the one who gets the cheaters pulled off the map.

The hacker

I take the map pack apart.

I scan a grid of real search points across your service area and read the pack at every one, so I know your rank street by street instead of what you see from your own desk. Then I rebuild your profile, your site and your citations to outscore whoever is beating you.

  • Geo-grid rank scans, not one vanity search
  • Competitor teardown: what they have that you don't
  • Re-scanned weekly, so I catch a slip before you feel it
The lawyer

I get the cheaters removed.

Half the listings above you are not playing straight, and Google has a process for exactly that which almost nobody bothers to use. I document the violations, file them properly, and push until they are acted on. Every listing that comes down is a spot you move up without outspending anyone.

  • Keyword-stuffed business names reported
  • Fake addresses and empty offices challenged
  • Review rings flagged, redressal complaints escalated

Most agencies only do the first half. I don't just outrank your competition. I clean the board.

How It Works

This is what separates successful local businesses from the ones just getting by.

Attack from all sides is the way.

Four channels, all feeding the same outcome. Miss one and you leave money on the table.

Lead Machine

4 moves. Money in for your business, period.

The guarantee

Top 3 and money in, or every penny back.

Not impressions. Not reach. Two things you hold me to, and you pick what happens if I miss either one.

What you get
Top 3 on the map

In the Google Maps 3-pack for your service in your town, on the terms we agree before I start.

Money in the door

Ranking that never turns into billable work is not a win. The phone has to ring with jobs you can take.

If I miss, you choose
Every penny back

A full refund of everything you have paid me. No arguing, no clawing back a partial.

Or I work for free

I keep going at no charge until you are there. Your call to make, not mine.

90 days. Run in the most competitive categories in Kern County, and nobody has ever collected on it.

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